*Facepalmed*
August 19, 2008
Dear Idiot Writer:
You’re use of the word “faith” and “evolution” in the same sentence leads me to believe you either a)did not attend school or b) have the unfortunate circumstance of growing on Catholic. To remedy either (or both) problems, I suggest something called “reading”. It may be a difficult concept at first, but once you begin, you’ll learn a plethora (that means “a large amount”) of actual, factual, information. Have a nice day.
Yours truly,
The Enlightened Masses
OH MY GOD PEOPLE ARE TARDS.
Dear Jon,
Your use of the word “you’re” in the first sentence instead of the correct “your” leads me to believe you either a) did not attend school or b)do not care about grammar and spelling. I suggest something called going to a writing fellow. We’re pretty damn awesome. Have a nice day.
p.s. procrastinating and facebook stalking brought me to this blog, and i think reading it has been a much more solid choice than studying.
p.p.s. happy birthday!